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HOW TO ABSORB A GUY IN 10 DAYS | Ladies Angler Fish Dark Art Graphic Tee
DaProduct Description:
Dating is hard -- so why not get some real advice from an anglerfish?  This glowing deep-sea expert is brushing up with How to Absord a Guy in 10 Days, because who needs traditional relationship advice when you can ensure your guy NEVER gets away.  No need for dating apps, just a deep dive into some serious commitment.  This graphic tee is perfect for those who think love should be a little more... literal.
 
Design:
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is part of StAshArt Studios' original series, Ugly Critters
 
Care Instructions:
Wash in the tears of your fallen enemies!
or...
  • Wash inside out.
  • Wash on a gentle cycle.
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
  • Flip inside out to use an iron or steamer.
  • DO NOT BLEACH!

HOW TO ABSORB A GUY IN 10 DAYS | Ladies Angler Fish Dark Art Graphic Tee

$22.95Price
COLOR: Black
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  • Heres some amazing fun facts about angler fish!

     

    • Bioluminescent Lure: One of the most distinctive features of anglerfish is the bioluminescent lure that dangles in front of their mouths. This lure attracts prey in the dark ocean depths.

    • Deep-Sea Dwellers: Anglerfish are primarily found in the deep-sea environments, often at depths of over 3,000 feet (900 meters). They are well adapted to the extreme pressure and lack of light in these regions.

    • Extreme Sexual Dimorphism: In many anglerfish species, females are much larger than males. The male anglerfish is much smaller and, in some cases, may even fuse with the female, living as a parasitic mate.

    • Slow Movements: Anglerfish are not agile swimmers; they rely on their lure to attract prey close enough for them to capture it. Their method is often described as "sit and wait."

    • Large Mouth: Anglerfish have large mouths and expandable stomachs, allowing them to consume prey that is relatively large compared to their own size.

    • Camouflage: Some species of anglerfish have specialized skin cells that can produce light, helping them blend in with their surroundings in the deep sea.

    • Variety of Species: There are over 200 known species of anglerfish, and they come in various shapes and sizes. Each species may have adaptations suited to its specific deep-sea habitat.

    • Discovered Through Submersibles: Many deep-sea discoveries, including various species of anglerfish, were made possible through submersibles and remotely operated vehicles (ROVs) equipped for deep-sea exploration.

     

  • UNISEX TEES

    Material:

    • Colored Tees 4.2 oz. 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/poly
    • Black Heather - 90% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

    Feature:

    • Retail fit
    • Unisex sizing
    • Shoulder taping
    • Sideseamed
    • Tear away label
    • Pre-shrunk

    WOMANS TEES

    Material:

    • 4.2 oz., 32 single
    • 52% Airlume combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
    • Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly

    Feature:

    • Heathered texture
    • Crewneck
    • Sideseamed
    • Relaxed fit
    • Due to the specialized washing process, each shirt is unique
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